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June 16, 2009

Quit yer whinin'!

As I write this post, I'm sitting at my Mac and I'm literally covered in dirt. The pool is up, it's filled with water, the pump & filter is installed... now all we need is electrical service run out to the pump. Digging the trench is my job and, I have to admit, I completely underestimated how much time and effort it would take to dig an 18-inch deep gully across a small patch of my back yard. The challenges are compounded by the fact that we live in an exceptionally rocky area so my afternoon and evenings have gone something like this:

  • Shovel for a bit
  • Swing mattock (the pick axe thingy, not Andy Griffith... he's "Matlock") for a bit 
  • Stoop to pull boulder out of ground 
  • Move up two inches 
  • Repeat 
There are times when I'm in the middle of said project when I begin cursing, grunting and otherwise pissing and moaning about how miserable I am. Then tonight, just as I was beginning my second such rant for the evening, a thought occurred to me: I'm doing this work so my family can enjoy having a pretty sizable pool in the yard - something that I've always wanted as well - and that there's a means to an end. 

Then I realized that in the midst of one of the worst economic times in recent memory, I am blessed enough to have a job that I love and the means by which to have this pool installed. I'm healthy enough that I can do this digging and hauling on my own. And that my kids are thoughtful enough to periodically run outside to see how they can help or to bring me a cold drink. Then, to cap it all off, I feel incredibly selfish and childish for even complaining in the first place.

God has a wonderful way of reminding us of the blessings we have in our lives and I'm grateful of the very subtle and polite, but firm and unquestionable way of saying: "Okay, enough whining kid... get back to work."

June 07, 2009

Pool Construction Day #1: Big Pile o' Mess

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Swimming pools. I'm convinced that there's a little something extra mixed-in with the chlorine to cause pools to be irresistible to children. On one hand it's endearing... I have wonderful memories of splashing around with friends and family. On the other hand, it can be frustrating... after spending thousands of dollars on a Disney vacation, all the kids want to do is hang out by the pool. We could be staying at the Holiday Inn or the Grand Floridian, it's all the same to the kiddos as long as there's a pool.

So as wifey and I began to make our vacation plans for the year - Disney in December, Cape Cod in August or maybe another visit to the Outer Banks - we, like most American's in 2009, sat around the kitchen table and took a hard look at costs & expenses. We wanted to get away but it just seemed a bit silly - almost wasteful - to spend all that money for one week of fun. That's when the idea of a pool entered into the equation.

We've always wanted a pool but, for one reason or another, never got around to it. So this year we decided to get serious about getting some quotes and seeing what it would take. After checking references, evaluating costs and doing some number-crunching, we came to the conclusion that this year's summer vacation would be spent in the back yard. Contractors were retained, permits were pulled and today the construction finally began. 

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The first steps were to determine exactly where the pool is going to live, followed by determining how much leveling work was to be done, followed by a few agonizing hours of digging, driving and dumping across the lawn. (I must be getting old... I get chest pains when I see my carefully manicured lawn being disturbed.) 

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The kids were completely enthralled by the process and the novelty of seeing heavy equipment tooling around the yard was deemed "cool" by my son. My daughter stated "Oooh, Daddy... they're WRECKING our lawn." (Thanks, hon... I didn't notice.) 

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Seeing the pile of sand in the driveway disappear was a welcome sight. The kiddos also got a kick out of having their own, private, giant-sized sandbox for an afternoon.

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Now it's off to knock-down some of the mountains of dirt that were excavated from the site of the pool and try to rake-up the dirt caked-in from the equipment treads. Tomorrow we should see a bit more activity as things begin to look... well... decidedly more pool-like. In the meantime, I see that Disney released a new "meal plan included" promotion for a Disney World vacation. Hope we made the right call. 

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May 24, 2009

Little milestones, big thoughts

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A few weeks ago, we celebrated the one-year birthday of baby Sam. This incredible little premie who caught his poor mother and I by surprise in nearly every way is now a crawling, babbling, cake-smashing infant who is thisclose to toddling and talking. It seems like moments ago he was this helpless little thing in a layette and every drop of formula consumed and every diaper change was logged with the frequency and precision of a scientific experiment. Today he's 20 pounds of laughter, blue eyes and sparsely-toothed smiles. He is, in a word, a miracle.

Today, as I busied myself packing Sam and his two siblings into the van for our typical round of Saturday morning errands, my wife let out a chuckle while slipping a bottle and a few extra diapers into the large red bag that has become her constant accessory for the past 12 months.

“What?” I asked.

“It just struck me that, at 37, I never thought I would still be packing diaper bags,” she replied.

I paused for a moment to roll my eyes and nod in sympathetic agreement, then trotted down the stairs with Sam on my hip and made sure that the two older kids grabbed their coats from the rack on the landing and were appropriately dressed for the day.

My oldest – our firstborn son who is a miracle in his own right – is your typical nine-year-old boy. At times he seems to be every bit the silly kid we've known him to be, with a goofy sense of humor and an easy laugh. At other times, he can seem a bit of an introvert – you can almost see that some of the magic is disappearing from his world and he's trying to make sense of it all. He is a voracious reader and his book selections oscillate wildly... one minute it's Calvin & Hobbes, the next it's Stephen Hawking. He is an incredibly complex kid and never ceases to surprise me.

Next down the steps, just ahead of me, is our middle child – my six-year-old girl. She is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, going to take the world by storm when she's older. Getting her through the teenage years is going to be hell on earth, I can just feel it in my bones. I also sense that she's going to be nobody's fool and, as a Dad, that makes me smile from ear-to-ear. She can be moody, stubborn and argumentative with personality and confidence that's inversely proportional to her petite frame. She can also be carefree, silly and heart-breakingly sweet. Her teacher once told us that she is a natural born leader. I couldn't agree more and I can't wait to see the person she becomes.

Then there's Sam. The little guy who has been a surprise every step of the way. We never intended to add a third branch to the family tree and were shocked when we discovered he was on the way. (I vividly recall the “you're what?!?!?” phone call with my wife.) We were shocked when he decided to make the scene six weeks ahead of schedule. And now that he's here, I can honestly say that I'm amazed by him – by all of my kids, really – on a daily basis.

Growing up has a funny way of altering your perceptions. Deep down I knew that I have always been cut out to be a Dad, but I never in a million years would have guessed just how much I would grow to love and appreciate even the most mundane activities in the ebb-and-flow of daily life. Rounding-up the kids and herding them to the breakfast table, running errands, giving them rides on the lawn mower after I've finished cutting the grass of my very middle-of-the-road suburban home... all of it brings a smile to my face because I know that each of these moments are fleeting.

I think all of this is rooted in a deep-seated realization that time accelerates as you get older. When you're a child, those few days before Christmas seem to be passing in reverse. When you're watching the clock on the last day before vacation, you would swear that the very laws which govern the passage of time have made a special exception for you and your buddies. Once you're out, summer days are endless and rife with adventure and possibility. Parents are immortal. Fun is a God-given right. The opportunities are endless.

As we age, however, and as the gravity and unpredictable nature of the world sinks in, we grow to understand that life is a bullet train punctuated by collections of these wonderful little moments. The lost sleep due to comforting a child who is convinced there are aliens in the closet. The hours spent watching baseball games that end in scores of 37 – 2. The evenings that you spend sleeping on the sofa because your child with the head cold finally fell asleep in your arms and you don't want to risk waking her up. All of these times that can be easily dismissed as necessary inconveniences of parenting are defining moments and gone before you know it. Viewing such events through this lens, you'll quickly come to the realization that this is what it's all about.

Sometimes you catch glimpses of it, like a shape you notice from the corner of your eye that disappears when you turn to look. Other times it hits you square in ways that are as unambiguous as they are breathtaking. The greatest blessings and the most profound sources of joy can often be found in the most trivial of routines.

So despite all the times we've lamented the fact that our sports cars have become minivans, that our vacations typically revolve around theme parks and that a simple date of dinner and a movie now requires weeks of planning, we've finally come to the realization that we wouldn't have it any other way. These times are precious.